Won 5-4

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While hockey can be fun, it is undeniable that Fainting Goats are even more fun due to the absolutely pointlessness of their existence... can someone seriously explain how they haven't all been eaten by wolves?

A fainting goat is a breed of domestic goat whose external muscles freeze for roughly 10 seconds when the goat is startled. Though painless, this generally results in the animal collapsing on its side. The characteristic is caused by a hereditary genetic disorder called myotonia congenita. When startled, younger goats will stiffen and fall over. Older goats learn to spread their legs or lean against something when startled, and often they continue to run about in an awkward, stiff-legged shuffle.

Slightly smaller than standard breeds of goat, fainting goats are generally 43 to 64 centimetres (17 to 25 in) tall and can weigh anywhere from 27 to 75 kilograms (50 to 165 lb). They have large, prominent eyes in high sockets, and exist in as many colors as standard breeds do. Hair can be short or long, with certain individuals producing a great deal of cashmere during colder months.

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Team: Piggy (GK), MJ, Chris Coleman, Charlie Krasun, Will Lucas, Eddie Webfeet, Axel F, Aido, Katie, Hoots McLaren, Shazza, Cuzza, Snellers & Vicky Wright.

Scorer(s): Aido (2), Vicky, Ed & Coleman

Umpire: Everyone